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Kappa Alpha president Michael Diaz '26
Kappa Alpha Returns to Furman
Politics and International Affairs professor and Tocqueville Center director Dr. Brent Nelsen joins students in the Nov. 14 American Patriotism CLP, an On Discourse event.
Free Speech at Furman: Censored or Celebrated?
Furman Professor Uncovers Story of Lost Author Hannah Crafts
Furman Professor Uncovers Story of Lost Author Hannah Crafts
Paladin Survey Reveals How Students Voted in the Presidential Election
Paladin Survey Reveals How Students Voted in the Presidential Election
Parking Permit Rate Increases, Chief Milby Encourages Compliance
Parking Permit Rate Increases, Chief Milby Encourages Compliance
Lessons Beyond the Books
Lessons Beyond the Books
Hurricane Helene & Environmental Injustices: What To Do
Hurricane Helene & Environmental Injustices: What To Do
What’s So Bad About Energy Drinks?
What’s So Bad About Energy Drinks?
Let’s Heal Division Through curiosity
Let’s Heal Division Through curiosity
Fostering Political Dialogue in Gen Z
Fostering Political Dialogue in Gen Z
What’s So Bad About Energy Drinks?
What’s So Bad About Energy Drinks?
There’s More to Your Vote Than the Presidency
There’s More to Your Vote Than the Presidency
The national guard trucks picks up Wilson's family from the grocery store that they had evacuated to during Hurricane Harvey.
How Surviving Disasters Inspired My Fight for a Sustainable Future
StraightTalk Series Missed an Opportunity for Civil Debate
StraightTalk Series Missed an Opportunity for Civil Debate
Political Conversations Must Take Place on Campus
Political Conversations Must Take Place on Campus
Letter: STEM Is Not an Auxiliary Part of the Liberal Arts
Letter: STEM Is Not an Auxiliary Part of the Liberal Arts
Furman Avenges Last Year’s Loss, Defeats Princeton 69-63
Furman Avenges Last Year’s Loss, Defeats Princeton 69-63
Paladins Rally in Second Half to Defeat FGCU 76-73
Paladins Rally in Second Half to Defeat FGCU 76-73
Paladins Fall to #8 Mercer, 49-23
Paladins Fall to #8 Mercer, 49-23
Furman Volleyball Drops Season-Ending Heartbreaker in the SoCon Tournament
Furman Volleyball Drops Season-Ending Heartbreaker in the SoCon Tournament
Paladins Receive Votes in AP Poll, Lose to #1 Kansas 86-51
Paladins Receive Votes in AP Poll, Lose to #1 Kansas 86-51
Members of HOLA host a Day of the Dead event.
Student Organization HOLA Promoting Hispanic and Latinx Culture on Campus
PalaCats President Zoe Wiseman '27
PalaCats Club Seeks to Help Furman’s Furry Friends
Student-Led Literary Arts Magazine The Echo is Accepting Submissions
Student-Led Literary Arts Magazine The Echo is Accepting Submissions
Ask Bea: Thriving Through Thanksgiving and Finals
Ask Bea: Thriving Through Thanksgiving and Finals
Furman Professor Uncovers Story of Lost Author Hannah Crafts
Furman Professor Uncovers Story of Lost Author Hannah Crafts
Officer 12 Summons Hurricane to Enforce Parking Compliance
Officer 12 Summons Hurricane to Enforce Parking Compliance
One Until Won
One Until Won
FUSAB Attempts to Blind Students in Solar Eclipse Scheme
FUSAB Attempts to Blind Students in Solar Eclipse Scheme
Scan and Abandon: A New Approach to CLPs
Scan and Abandon: A New Approach to CLPs
A specialty Furman bourbon was offered at The Purple Party to celebrate a significant milestone in the life of the Clearly Furman campaign and share a toast to Furman’s third century on Saturday, April 15th, 2023.
Connolly’s Irish Pub Announces Partnership with Furman University
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Car Outside South Housing Becomes Sentient, Decides It No Longer Wants to Travel.

Herbie
November 9, 2021

When asked to comment, the car revved its engine and said, “BEEP BEEP.”

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