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Furman Professor Uncovers Story of Lost Author Hannah Crafts
Furman Professor Uncovers Story of Lost Author Hannah Crafts
Paladin Survey Reveals How Students Voted in the Presidential Election
Paladin Survey Reveals How Students Voted in the Presidential Election
Parking Permit Rate Increases, Chief Milby Encourages Compliance
Parking Permit Rate Increases, Chief Milby Encourages Compliance
Student Involvement Approves On-Campus BYOB Events
Student Involvement Approves On-Campus BYOB Events
Pandemic Effects Linger in Furman’s Budget
Pandemic Effects Linger in Furman’s Budget
Let’s Heal Division Through curiosity
Let’s Heal Division Through curiosity
Fostering Political Dialogue in Gen Z
Fostering Political Dialogue in Gen Z
Listening in a Time of Division
Listening in a Time of Division
There’s More to Your Vote Than the Presidency
There’s More to Your Vote Than the Presidency
The national guard trucks picks up Wilson's family from the grocery store that they had evacuated to during Hurricane Harvey.
How Surviving Disasters Inspired My Fight for a Sustainable Future
There’s More to Your Vote Than the Presidency
There’s More to Your Vote Than the Presidency
The national guard trucks picks up Wilson's family from the grocery store that they had evacuated to during Hurricane Harvey.
How Surviving Disasters Inspired My Fight for a Sustainable Future
StraightTalk Series Missed an Opportunity for Civil Debate
StraightTalk Series Missed an Opportunity for Civil Debate
Political Conversations Must Take Place on Campus
Political Conversations Must Take Place on Campus
Overcoming Voter Difficulties: Why You Must Vote
Overcoming Voter Difficulties: Why You Must Vote
Letter: STEM Is Not an Auxiliary Part of the Liberal Arts
Letter: STEM Is Not an Auxiliary Part of the Liberal Arts
Furman Soccer Wins SoCon Title; Clinches Berth in NCAA Tournament
Furman Soccer Wins SoCon Title; Clinches Berth in NCAA Tournament
New Faces Propel Furman Basketball to a 4-0 Start to the Season
New Faces Propel Furman Basketball to a 4-0 Start to the Season
Furman Cross Country Sweeps the SoCon Title for 12th Straight Time
Furman Cross Country Sweeps the SoCon Title for 12th Straight Time
Wofford Conquers Paladins, 19-13
Wofford Conquers Paladins, 19-13
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Furman Falls Short at VMI, 21-17
Furman Professor Uncovers Story of Lost Author Hannah Crafts
Furman Professor Uncovers Story of Lost Author Hannah Crafts
Danielle (Annie Dykstra '26) and JB (Hobbs Chambers '28) discuss Celie's disappearance.
Review: “Language of Angels” Provides Unexpected Comfort for the Grieving
Introducing "Ask Bea"
Introducing “Ask Bea”
(From left to right) Joe Bricker ‘25, Michael Ross ‘26, Amelia Smith ‘26, and Christina Uzzi ‘27.
Student Band Normal People on Their Mysterious Debut
Furman Symphony Orchestra to Perform Thursday
Furman Symphony Orchestra to Perform Thursday
Officer 12 Summons Hurricane to Enforce Parking Compliance
Officer 12 Summons Hurricane to Enforce Parking Compliance
One Until Won
One Until Won
FUSAB Attempts to Blind Students in Solar Eclipse Scheme
FUSAB Attempts to Blind Students in Solar Eclipse Scheme
Scan and Abandon: A New Approach to CLPs
Scan and Abandon: A New Approach to CLPs
A specialty Furman bourbon was offered at The Purple Party to celebrate a significant milestone in the life of the Clearly Furman campaign and share a toast to Furman’s third century on Saturday, April 15th, 2023.
Connolly’s Irish Pub Announces Partnership with Furman University
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Car Outside South Housing Becomes Sentient, Decides It No Longer Wants to Travel.

Herbie
November 9, 2021

When asked to comment, the car revved its engine and said, “BEEP BEEP.”

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